Timid Idol

tzahalhazak:

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Oh. 
Thank you, that is a proper compliment. 

We can go to this one place I really like! Really nice asian food, they serve the best Lemon Chicken in the entire world. 

Ok ok, I have my d-disguise ready, l-let’s go get some lemon chicken! 

If my p-producer finds out about this h-he’s going to be so angry with me hehe!

sailor-ecchi:

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Ibuki-chi really wants some taiyaki. Bring Ibuki-chi some taiyaki or she’ll cry!!!

Err..C-care to explain why you’d cry if you didn’t get that specific food? Don’t you have anything to eat?

tzahalhazak:

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I kill people for a living, Tsumiki.
That requires some exercise. But yeah, let’s go get fast food.

Oh r-right, then is you look hot a proper compliment. 

W-where do you think we should go? D-do you have any particular places that are good? Please t-tell me you have a particular place because if you do it’s probably good. 

tzahalhazak:

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….I don’t. 
We can get some fast food now if you want, though. 

O-Oh my god. Oooooh my god, I’m crying. Yes, yes l-let’s get fast food. 

Did I ever tell you it looks like you’ve b-been working out Hinata-kun.

tzahalhazak:

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I don’t think you’d be very happy to see me at your doorstep with something that could be lethal. 

I-I don’t think you understand h-how much I love fast food. I can rarely e-eat it and when I do it’s like h-heaven. I-if you have a side job as a deliverer of chinese food y-you have to tell me or else. 

tzahalhazak:

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This is the fifth time I get a call about this in this week.
No. I do not deliver chinese food. 
I kill for a job. THat’s what I do.

B-But what if delivering chinese food in the s-secret side job n-no one knows about? A-are you hiding that you deliver f-fast food from us Hinata-kun.

hissha:

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Really? I should think that an industry so focused on youth and beauty would have some kind of dastardly plot in operation behind the scenes. But what do I know? You are the idol here, not I. Sabotage, you say? Not entirely unpredictable, but still interesting… Do go on. Have you ever been a victim of said sabotage, if you don’t mind my asking? Or have you seen it done successfully to another?

W-well it’s not a c-conspiracy so much as the idols w-who’ve begun to show signs of getting old cover it up with a bunch of plastic s-surgery. Also I d-don’t know about them but I’m always being pushed to change myself in some way to fit the mold of y-your typical idol.

I-I’ve been a victim o-once, they ended up p-putting the mic system out of commission. I-It took them a day to fix everything, I-I’m real lucky it didn’t delay my concert. 

So my producer is making me advertise f-for the p-piece of shit Kuzuryuu company b-but I have to say..

T-the sweets are the best thing I’ve t-tasted in a while. I-I wish I could eat these all day long. 

don’t tell kuzuryuu I said that.

hissha:

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Tsumiki, just the young lady I wished to see! Haha… I can feel the muse flow into me just by looking at you. The idol industry is rife with shady dealings and sinister conspiracy, you know! I’m quite frankly surprised at how many people can’t see past the veneer of glitz and saccharine showtunes, but it’s not my place to judge. Would you mind terribly if I asked you a few questions about your line of work?

U-um? I suppose i-if it’s for writing. Y-you’re right about the shady dealings, but n-not really the sinister conspiracies. M-most people in this industry d-don’t think past “you need to look pretty for as long as you’re in the business.” I-I mean a lot of idols try and sabotage each other b-but once again they don’t really t-think about it. 

Whoever is up in the heavens, I’m praying to you.

P-please when I become older do not make it so I have to be a plastic surgery d-disaster to keep my fans.